Confession 1

I
am

afraid

of sex

of

having sex

if

I met the right human and we fucked all the time I might not make any art. Sometimes I just want to passionately fuck and be fucked to let loverly minds meet… No one interests me anymore. Sometimes I’m just hot with a wave of arousal from the most unlikely individual…

lesbians are

usually angry

bisexual men

= problems

bisexual women= untrustworthy

faggots= queen-annoying+

artist= neurotic

straight girls remind me of horses especially skinny blondes with braids…. everyone else is either ugly or retarded

beautiful

or crazy

I

find it difficult to talk to ugly people or gorgeous people with no fashion sense

fat people

the deformed

that one Uncle

scenesters

female to male transexuals

bad poets

people who drink beer out of a can out of enjoyment not just simple desperation

people who haven’t heard of Joy Division but listen to New Order

those who don’t like the book Catcher in the Rye…

I don’t like people who only listen to their parents Classic Rock music…

or most people from Portland, Oregon

Lesbians with armpit hair and are vegan and play folk music….

people who don’t like wine or garlic unless allergic….

people who criticize University…

or people past 25 that are anarchists…

people who are hairstylists with bad hair cuts…

middle aged ex drug addicts that become Buddhists…

people who cheat on their spouses

Dear Linsey

`Dear Linsey,

I would have offered to write you a letter while you are sitting in jail. However, the last time I attempted to reach you there was a tacky article wrriten about myself and my brother. I’d like to take this opportunity to say hello to whoever wrote the articles on Defamer and inform you that you should really do your research. I also find the allegations to be quite humorous and will gladly post the audio samples of the individuals who contacted me when this article came out. I think they will be quite funny as I don’t take of this very seriously. I also have a list of phone numbers I could publish but really who are they anyway?

I have  seen two of your movies. There was one entitled “The Parent Trap” which used to be a childhood favorite of mine. I loved the way you tortured your potential step mother.

Also, I did see your movie “Mean Girls” and found it to be quite hilarious. I have some friends from Africa too!

Truthfully,

I used to have a crush on your “supposed” ex girlfriend. I thought she was super cute. I also like her brother’s music. Some of my friends aren’t exactly her fans though and have explained to me what she is “like”… I have never personally encountered her so I can’t really comment.

I believe Defamer owes my brother and I an apology.

Well,

I hope you are doing okay in jail.

xoxo,

Sashy Richmond

P.S. I would offer to send you  my brother Mark’s book but I don’t have your address…

If you get bored you can purchase it here…

http://www.amazon.com/HOLLYWOODS-ANNAMANIA-HEART-DREAMS-NICOLE/dp/1450212255